Just in time for that long Christmas/ (late) Hanukkah/ or Kwanzaa trip, here’s our holiday present to you — the longest Flop House ever! Just download it to your iPod or off-brand MP3 player (perhaps a gift from the very same cheap relatives you’re going to visit), slip the headphones in, and let those long travel hours* slip by in a haze of bad-movie-induced laughter.

*actual time of podcast: 48minutes, 13 seconds.

In this episode, Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan’s tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.

0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.
0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me – just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?
36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.
40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.
45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly, as they’re released.

A note: we’ve eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we’ve heard people say that they’d rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we’ll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.

Photo courtesy Sarah Hampton.