We answer the question, “How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?” Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.

0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
0:33 – 26:07 – After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan’s part, we get down to business and discuss D-War: Dragon Wars, the film that can’t make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.
26:08 – 27:37 – Final judgments.
27:38 – 28:49 – We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.
28:50 – 32:29 – A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.
32:30 – 38:20 – The sad bastards recommend.
38:21 – 42:08 – Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.
42:09 – 43:21 – Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.

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I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes. My allergy-addled mind didn’t take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.

Wikipedia synopsis of D-War.