Tyler Perry ditches the dress and the charisma for a gun in his attempt to remake himself as a man of action. Meanwhile Elliott continues to flog the world’s only Mads Mikkelsen enthusiast’s magazine, Dan continues his anti-charm campaign with America’s wives, and Stuart becomes NBC’s latest star.

0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
0:33 – 39:41- Alex Cross gonna make you jump, jump.
39:42 – 43:32 – Final judgments.
43:33 – 45:21 – Some brief plugs.
45:22 – 55:43 – Flop House Movie Mailbag
55:44 – 59:54 – The sad bastards recommend.
59:55 – 1:01:25 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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HOLY SHIT, MATTHEW FOX JUST CUT THROUGH TYLER PERRY’S CHEST!

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