Another (hopefully not vaguely defined) contest, for all the filmmakers in our audience!

Hey guys, who do you think you’re gonna murder during The Purge this year? Meanwhile, Dan argues for greater creativity in purge-crime, Elliott introduces “Spoiler Alert Rod Serling,” and Stuart makes us all uncomfortable with his sudden surge in the perv ratings.

Thank you ATM for blowing the lid off the all-too-common crime of ATM serial killing. Meanwhile, Stuart discovers the concept of the spoiler alert, and Elliott and Dan trade impressions of one of the most oft-imitated voices in Hollywood usurping the signature role of another most-imitated-voice in Hollywood.

No detailed notes for this episode, because 2/3 of the Original Peaches are in Los Angeles this weekend, including the one who writes the show notes, who really should be packing his luggage RIGHT NOW.

Upside Down is a movie about two young lovers from planets with reverse gravity, and we somehow make it through the whole episode without making a joke about 69-ing. Meanwhile, Stuart gets his annual review, Dan can’t stop getting all science-y, Elliott discusses auto-erotic time travel, and… we’ll let you enjoy the surprise.

Walter Hill has made several great movies in his career. Is Bullet to the Head one of them? Meanwhile, Stuart unveils a new impression in his repertoire, Dan inspires a discussion about the horrors of gorilla sex, and Elliott keeps missing our special celebrity guest.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was produced by Adam McCay, so it was clearly meant as a goof, but is that enough? Meanwhile, Elliott makes an indecent proposal, Dan reveals a startling breadth of knowledge regarding Misty Mundae’s acting career, and Stuart lays down the pun laws. Also, the OP’s receive the GREATEST GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

Some more fantastic fan art from Gustaf. A visualization of the never-existing Saturday morning cartoon mentioned in the Marmaduke episode.