The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out a few special awards of our own. Now join us inside the historic Floppy Chandler Pavilion for the BIG SHOW!* *Actual show smaller than pictured. […]
It’s Dream vs. Flop in an all out battle of the houses. Meanwhile, Bizarro Elliott stops by to say how much he hate show, Stuart invents a new genre of movie, and Dan decides to save a local car wash in a particularly saucy way. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 2:50 […]
The Flop House is off this week, mainly (solely?) because Dan was in Florida. Was he there casting the title role of Elliott’s long-awaited “Rocket Crocodile and The World of Tomorrow?” Unlikely. He was probably just sucking down rum drinks and paying bikini girls to massage his bunions. Pervazoid. We apologize for the break, but […]
Suppose they gave a Nicholas Cage-Nicole Kidman movie, and nobody came? The answer: Joel Schumacher’s Trespass. Meanwhile Elliott reveals the other podcasts in our podcasting empire, Zhubin steals the love of our fans, and Dan lashes out about his verbal shortcomings. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. 0:34 – 6:41 – We introduce our […]
This Friday! For those who haven’t heard already, I’ll let event producer and co-host Matt Carman explain: “We will be screening 12 Rounds, a “stupid as a bag of hammers” action movie from the director of Die Hard 2, starring John Cena a.k.a. that wrestler guy who sometimes acts but isn’t The Rock. Fans of […]
How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can’t count. 0:00 – […]
We’ll be back with a new episode this weekend, but in the meantime, why not sate your thirst for all things Flop by listening to our guest spot on friend-of-the-show Andy Rocco‘s podcast, Here to Help (along with very funny stand-up/improvisor/actor Sean Conroy)? Why not indeed? Stick it in your ear-holes!
