What can we say about Priest except that it’s marginally better than Legion?  At this rate, director Scott Charles Stewart and star Paul Bettany should get it right in another hundred movies or so.  Meanwhile Stuart calmly usurps Elliott’s role as master recapper, Tom expounds on the joy of a roller-skating Patrick Swayze, and Dan […]

Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery.  Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does some more comic strip movie casting, and we learn the surprising internal organ-based source of Dan’s perversions. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 […]

In our continuing effort to make up for the recent lack of new episodes, due to the one-two punch of technical difficulties and August vacations, we’d like to point you to the Overload the Machine podcast, hosted by NYC stand-up Rob Stern, which recently had Dan on as a guest.  Why not go and listen […]

Only an army could make us sit through The Happiest Millionaire… an army, or one U.S. serviceman, that is.  Meanwhile, Dan reveals the creepier aspects of his character, Stuart returns from his gaming convention with a surprise gift, and Elliott is forever thwarted in his attempts to bring American history to the podcast masses. 0:00 […]

Here it is, the non-canonical Beastly episode, the one where our equipment suddenly started picking up radio signals, which were then transferred to the recording as a constant bed of phat (and less-than-phat, or “phthin”) beats, beneath our film jabber. Repeat, this is NOT A REGULAR EPISODE, so we wouldn’t recommend it to newbies, the […]

This last week, the peaches all got together to watch Flop House repeat offenders Alex Pettyfer and Vanessa Hudgens in the retelling-of-Beauty-and-the-Beast-with-one-of-the-Olsen-twins opus Beastly. Having suffered through the whole film, Dan set up the recording equipment as he has for countless (actually, imminently countable) shows past. However, after 20 minutes, eagle-eye Stu noticed the levels […]

Apparently being Limitless is still pretty limited, if all it means is making money on the stock market and banging chicks. Then again, we can see an upside to it. Meanwhile Dan explains the strange chemical reactions triggered by saliva, Stuart explains the myriad ways one can deal with a Russian mobster, and Elliott cuts […]

We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of a 13-year-old. Meanwhile, Dan reveals some disturbing personal cartoon magazine-related habits, Elliott discovers a new love for felines, and Stuart inspires our readers to raise […]