Guess which one is Stuart.

We come not to bury Jason Voorhees, but to praise him… or as much as you can praise anyone whose only purpose in life is to machete teens. Meanwhile Dan criticizes one of the victims’ masturbation technique; Elliott gets schooled, Woody Harrelson-style; and Stuart reveals a fondness for womens’ breasts that he has somehow managed […]

Dan was both out of town for a wedding and celebrating his birthday, so we’ve had to cut the movie minute this week. However, we’ll be back with a FULL LENGTH episode next weekend, and one SO EXCITING we have to use ALL CAPS.

This week we take a look at the movie that made us famous… or at least led to this interview. That’s right, we tackle Bride Wars. Meanwhile guest host Amanda explains Candice Bergen’s magical powers, Stuart reveals his commercial catchphrase, Stuart nominates Kate Hudson to star in the film “My Slightly-Puffy Matthew McConaughey Love Interest […]

Paul Masson’s got nothing on us. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

Seemingly produced to answer the never-issued challenge, “can Disney make a movie to simultaneously appeal to kids and Paris Hilton?” this week we talk about Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Meanwhile Stuart reveals his commercial catchphrase, Elliott despairs over the sexualization of dogs, and Dan repeats several actionable celebrity slurs. 0:00 – 0:41 – Introduction and theme […]

Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he’d like to see. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

Due to Memorial Day, this week’s movie minute will be delayed by a day or two. Look for it on Monday.