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Episode #127 – Safe Haven

We continue broadening our Flop horizons with Nicholas Sparks’ sure-to-be 100% ghost-free romance “Safe Haven.” Meanwhile, Elliott’s show is sponsored by the letter “M,” Dan is insulted via fanfic, and Stuart spends the episode being very tired. APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode — specifically Dan’s ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better […]

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Episode #126 – Playing for Keeps

Nicholas Cage might be our true love, but that doesn’t mean we can’t indulge our bad movie crush Gerard Butler and his soccer comedy (?) “Playing for Keeps.” Meanwhile, Dan lets us in on all the cool cop lingo, Stu reminds us of the plight of the MILFs, and Elliott is surprisingly down with necrophilia. […]

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Episode #125 – Smiley

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his Roger Bart/Keith David buddy adventure, Stuart learns what the “Internet,” is, and Dan sneezes a lot. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 32:22 – Wait, this isn’t S’Miley, the Miley Cyrus bio-pic? 32:23 – 39:25- Final judgments. […]

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Episode #124 – Stolen

With movies like this in the world, every day is like Cagemas. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the troubles with carrier Con Air, Dan makes reference to commercials you’d only see if you watch cable news in the middle of the day, and Stuart’s giant penis reemerges for spring. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 […]

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Episode #123 – That’s My Boy

Caving to popular fan demand, the peaches review That’s My Boy, Adam Sandler’s follow-up to his Palme d’Or-winning Jack and Jill.  Meanwhile, Dan makes a touchingly pervazoidal heartfelt plea for unedited airplane films, Stuart reveals this movie’s unconventional filming process, and Elliott breaks Dan’s comedy heart. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – […]

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Episode #122 – Alex Cross

Tyler Perry ditches the dress and the charisma for a gun in his attempt to remake himself as a man of action. Meanwhile Elliott continues to flog the world’s only Mads Mikkelsen enthusiast’s magazine, Dan continues his anti-charm campaign with America’s wives, and Stuart becomes NBC’s latest star. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Flop House Classic – Old Dogs

A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!  * * * Is it possible John Travolta and director Walt Becker could top Wild Hogs? Well, when it comes to Old Dogs, it depends on what you mean by “top.” Meanwhile, Stuart reveals some exciting personal news, Dan explains how this movie is […]

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2013 Awards Floptacular!

If you’re a new listener, directed here by EW’s “Must List” may we suggest you try a different episode, as the yearly Awards Floptacular is the one show that breaks our usual format and thus may not be the best introduction to what we do. Then, once you’ve decided if you like us, feel free […]

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