OH BOY! Colin Farrell remade the fondly-remembered Schwartzenegger/Verhoven joint Total Recall! We’re sure their “gritty” version will become the definitive one. Meanwhile, Stu imagines the majesty of a Sharon Stone-Michael Ironsides union, Dan confuses everyone with modern freezer mug technology, and Elliott tells us about his high-rolling Wallace Shawn lifestyle. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction […]
We close out 2012 in celebration with our very own Saint Nicholas, discussing his barely-released (opening at #27 at the U.S. box office!) thriller Seeking Justice. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us on a tour of evil bald people, Stuart admires Nic Cage’s peerless accent work, and Dan brings the room down Iagain) by telling a sad […]
What’s more rock ‘n’ roll than a bunch of Hollywood stars singing karaoke covers of overplayed hair metal hits of the 80’s? NOTHING. Nothing at all. Meanwhile, Elliott gets a few things off his chest about Encyclopedia Brown, Dan proves himself master of the segue, and Hallie is much more interested in talking about Olive […]
Sure, freeing the slaves is cool, but you know what’s REALLY cool? Killing vampires with an axe. We discuss this year’s other Lincoln movie. Meanwhile Elliott performs a reenactment of Abe Lincoln’s hyper-ironic final hours, Stuart’s second career as a golem land developer is revealed, and Dan takes an entirely un-funny detour into the things […]
Crazy holiday scheduling has yet again kept us from providing detailed show notes for this episode. We apologize. It won’t become a habit. As a peace offering, here is a link to a picture of a castle freak. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into […]
Mom has been acting weird lately, I wonder why that could be. Oh, I don’t know… could it be… SATAN? (We now owe Dana Carvey 1.5 million in intellectual property damages). We take on the infamously rage-inducing The Devil Inside. Meanwhile… oh who cares? FRANKENSTORM. Detailed show notes canceled on account of hurricane. Press the […]
The Flop House is RAVIN’ about The Raven! (…Is what we would say if we all had brain parasites.) Meanwhile Dan catalogs nude aliens throughout movie history, Elliott talks more about why putting a historical figure in thrillers is always totally awesome, and Stuart gives us the world’s most surprising twist ending. 0:00 – 0:36 […]
A Little Bit of Heaven is literally as fun as a colonoscopy. Meanwhile, Dan explains “butt sneezes,” Stuart reveals his sideline as a home restauranteur, and Elliott proves to be a font of information about M.C. Scat Cat. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 31:34 – Isn’t it always the way? You […]
