The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out a few special awards of our own. Now join us inside the historic Floppy Chandler Pavilion for the BIG SHOW!* *Actual show smaller than pictured. […]
It’s Dream vs. Flop in an all out battle of the houses. Meanwhile, Bizarro Elliott stops by to say how much he hate show, Stuart invents a new genre of movie, and Dan decides to save a local car wash in a particularly saucy way. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 2:50 […]
Suppose they gave a Nicholas Cage-Nicole Kidman movie, and nobody came? The answer: Joel Schumacher’s Trespass. Meanwhile Elliott reveals the other podcasts in our podcasting empire, Zhubin steals the love of our fans, and Dan lashes out about his verbal shortcomings. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. 0:34 – 6:41 – We introduce our […]
How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can’t count. 0:00 – […]
You didn’t think we’d let 2011 end without getting you a holiday gift, right? Well, in this episode we take on one of the biggest flops of the past year, Green Lantern. Meanwhile, Elliott throws down the gauntlet to Green Lantern comics fans, Stuart would rather talk about “The Core,” and Dan somehow gets even […]
Just because Country Strong is working from a showbiz story template as old as showbiz itself, doesn’t mean they don’t have ample opportunity to fuck it up. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the movie’s sassy original ending, Dan gives the show’s demographic breakdown, and Stuart poses some metaphysical duck questions. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]
The addition of a noted lover-of-adorable-animals to this episode’s flop crew (Ms. Hallie Haglund, subbing in for the just-married Stuart), meant we spent this episode on the Kevin James vehicle Zookeeper. It’s enough to make you want to steal money away from The Humane Society. Meanwhile, Dan defends urinating in front of the help, Elliott […]
What big eyes you have! The better to shut while watching Red Riding Hood, my dears. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces his lesser Richard Dreyfuss film series, Stuart reveals his elf racism, Dan attempts to use some cool lingo, and Alexander brings some indie rock credibility to the proceedings. 0:00 – 0:43 – Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme. […]
