How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can’t count. 0:00 – […]
You didn’t think we’d let 2011 end without getting you a holiday gift, right? Well, in this episode we take on one of the biggest flops of the past year, Green Lantern. Meanwhile, Elliott throws down the gauntlet to Green Lantern comics fans, Stuart would rather talk about “The Core,” and Dan somehow gets even […]
Just because Country Strong is working from a showbiz story template as old as showbiz itself, doesn’t mean they don’t have ample opportunity to fuck it up. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the movie’s sassy original ending, Dan gives the show’s demographic breakdown, and Stuart poses some metaphysical duck questions. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]
The addition of a noted lover-of-adorable-animals to this episode’s flop crew (Ms. Hallie Haglund, subbing in for the just-married Stuart), meant we spent this episode on the Kevin James vehicle Zookeeper. It’s enough to make you want to steal money away from The Humane Society. Meanwhile, Dan defends urinating in front of the help, Elliott […]
What big eyes you have! The better to shut while watching Red Riding Hood, my dears. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces his lesser Richard Dreyfuss film series, Stuart reveals his elf racism, Dan attempts to use some cool lingo, and Alexander brings some indie rock credibility to the proceedings. 0:00 – 0:43 – Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme. […]
Shocktober continues, ultimate Nic Cage-style, with his “the guys burning witches were right all along” historical opus Season of the Witch. Meanwhile, Stuart takes us time-traveling to meet teenage Stu, Dan shows his encyclopediac knowledge of proper superhero terminology, andElliott takes us behind the scenes at Cleavage Magazine. 0:00 – 0:51 – Introduction, technical difficulties […]
What can we say about Priest except that it’s marginally better than Legion? At this rate, director Scott Charles Stewart and star Paul Bettany should get it right in another hundred movies or so. Meanwhile Stuart calmly usurps Elliott’s role as master recapper, Tom expounds on the joy of a roller-skating Patrick Swayze, and Dan […]
Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery. Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does some more comic strip movie casting, and we learn the surprising internal organ-based source of Dan’s perversions. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 […]
