Hey, you know how you’re always talking about how you want to see a movie where a giant living teddy bear has the voice of Robbie Coltrane and also Eugene Levy is in it for some reason? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Meanwhile Stu sings a love ballad, Dan reveals Elliott’s corporate […]

WE’RE BACK. Elliott’s globetrotting, Stu’s evening shifts, and Dan’s almost-an-actual-writing-career couldn’t keep us off the Internetwaves for long. Will our 77th episode be an audio classic on the level of Talking Heads ’77? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, Stu tries out a new cool guy/annoying mouth sounds persona, Elliott pitches a chocolate-based Terminator sequel, and […]

We’ve broken our curse, with our first Academy Awards-in-review show that doesn’t have terrible audio problems, although it has our usual staying-on-topic problems. Meanwhile Stuart reveals looking-glass Hitler’s nefarious plot, Elliott talks about previous winners of the Twix-sponsored Twixie Awards, and Dan unravels a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in Inspector Gadget. 0:00 – […]

Hey, you know what’s literally never been terrible? A movie based on a video game. And it can only help if it’s a transparent stylistic cash-in on the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, right? Right? Hey, where are you going? If we had to watch Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, at least have […]

Just in time for Black History Month, it’s Valentine’s Day, beloved character actor and much-less-beloved director Gary Marshall’s ode to overstuffed celebrity casts. Meanwhile Elliott reveals himself to be the Man of Twelve Voices, Dan displays his very specific Hector Elizondo-related speech impediment, and Stuart withholds the housecat for MAXIMUM IMPACT. 0:00 – 0:39 – […]

When is an M. Night Shyamalan movie not an M. Night Shyamalan movie? When it’s Devil. Meanwhile Dan reveals the risks a woman faces when stumbling in a watermelon patch, Elliott reveals his hidden hatred of other ethnic groups, and Stuart finally caves to the joys of list-making. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme […]

Katherine Heigl cements her bid to be our lady-Gerard-Butler with her turn in the “oops, my husband is a killer” 2010 “comedy,” Killers. Meanwhile, Blue Dan makes an appearance, Stuart makes his classiest recommendation yet, and Lou reveals his high-rolling Broadway show-going lifestyle. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 4:00 – We […]

How much do we love you guys? We love you so much that–as a special holiday treat–we took on the worst film of 2010 for you. You’re welcome. Meanwhile, Stuart conducts the sound effects train, Elliott reveals Mark Twain’s saucy sideline, Dan gets shut out of the kissing booth, and the whole gang constructs a […]