If a 13-year-old boy wrote an early-90’s Image comic book and pitched it to Zach Snyder’s third unit director, then you might wind up with something like Legion. Meanwhile, Dan tries to make it all about his birthday, Elliott expounds on some Flop House in-jokes, and Stuart offers Wolverine a real Sophie’s choice. 0:00 – […]
Imagine you were a robot. Now imagine everyone else is a robot. Now imagine Bruce Willis is a robot. Two out of three of those things are pretty hard to imagine, right? Welcome to the world of Surrogates. Meanwhile, Elliott imagines a lost Disney live-action hit, Stuart tells us what his surrogate would look like, […]
Since Dan is gone this weekend at a wedding, Flopsmas is coming early this year! Enjoy a rare Thursday-posted episode! We’ll say this for Sandra Bullock – she throws herself into every role, even the ones she shouldn’t, like the lead in All About Steve. Meanwhile, Brock makes a plea for simple job competence, Dan […]
What do you get when you take Death Wish, mix it with Saw, and add a soupçon of Gerard Butler? An unholy mess, that’s what. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches our cartoon spin off, Dan leads us down a side road about Back to the Future Part II that goes fucking nowhere, and Stuart boasts about his […]
There are Flop House movies that are actual flops, and then there are huge blockbusters that need the flop treatment. We take a look at one of the latter. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us on a trip through the thesaurus entry for “muscular,” Stuart shows his anti-romantic streak, and Dan reveals one of the many ways […]
Elliott and Dan are joined by Eric Zuckerman, an actor who’s appeared in many films–including one starring patron saint of flop Gerard Butler–to discuss the slasher film Sorority Row. Meanwhile, in a star-studded podcast, Eric completely fails to give us inside information about Carrie Fisher, Dan is pimped into busting out his Michael Caine impression, […]
Tomorrow, celebrate cinematic excellence at The Oscars, but today, celebrate cinematic feculence with our discussion of Whiteout. Meanwhile, Dan gets a strong hook contender, Elliott demonstrates his punning prowess, and Amanda tells the world’s best talking doll story. 0:00 – 0:31 – Introduction and theme 0:31 – 5:00 – We reintroduce guest co-host Amanda Melson, […]
Repeat Flop House offenders Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl team up in The Ugly Truth, a terrible romantic comedy that Stuart really, really wanted us to watch for some reason. Maybe because he’s just an ol’ softie! Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his new hit tragicomedy “Bad Date,” Stuart reveals his NBC sitcom holodeck fantasy, and Dan […]
