As we all know, “He’s the Housecat (Arthur’s Theme)” was last year’s undisputed song of the autumn, with people blasting it out of their cars at their hot cider tastings, pumpkin chunkin’s, and Shocktober masquerade balls. But what of 2014? Well, THAT’S UP TO YOU.

The OP’s are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of “Smallvember.” First up, the Christsploitation film “God’s Not Dead” filled with the straw-manniest straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat Earth theory, Stuart reveals a surprising knowledge of the Christian rock genre, and Dan announces a new contest!

Consider our debt to “He’s the Housecat (Arthur’s Theme)” music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused? Making us watch the pre-Oscar Halle Berry racist stereotype comedy “B*A*P*S?” Meanwhile Elliott continually implies Martin Landau is a vampire, Stuart reveals how all males are sexually threatened by him, and Dan suggests that the Crypt Keeper should’ve come up with a better B*A*P*S twist.

The time has come to vote for the winner of the “He’s the Housecat” music video contest!

Hey, you guys ever think to yourself, “I like Toy Story, but I wish it could be more commercial, ugly, and frenetic?” Welcome to Foodfight! Meanwhile, Dan points out the movie’s one “goof,” Stuart brings it back to “Just One of the Guys,” and Elliott introduces his new “Southern Tin Tin Enthusiast” character.

Another (hopefully not vaguely defined) contest, for all the filmmakers in our audience!

Thank you ATM for blowing the lid off the all-too-common crime of ATM serial killing. Meanwhile, Stuart discovers the concept of the spoiler alert, and Elliott and Dan trade impressions of one of the most oft-imitated voices in Hollywood usurping the signature role of another most-imitated-voice in Hollywood.

We finally get to the Roger Ebert tribute episode, with our movie pick voted on by you from his book “I Hated, Hated, Hated this Movie.” You chose The Scarlet Letter. You hate us. Meanwhile, Dan can’t seem to get ANYTHING right, Stuart reveals a very specific Nic Cage fetish, and Elliott does his famous […]