Oscar-nominee Lee Daniels does his best to destroy his post-Precious career with the Southern Gothic slop The Paperboy. Meanwhile, Elliott explores the world of pee-based teen magazines, Stuart debuts a new penis injury, and Dan is history’s greatest monster. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 – 40:59 – When we were paperboys, we […]
We take on the age-old story of a magical adopted boy with leaf ankles, The Odd Life of Timothy Green. Meanwhile, Elliott dreams of a world where we could make a musical out of leaves, Stuart advises on how we could make Timothy into a cool dude, and we learn of Dan’s latest infirmity. 0:00 […]
OH BOY! Colin Farrell remade the fondly-remembered Schwartzenegger/Verhoven joint Total Recall! We’re sure their “gritty” version will become the definitive one. Meanwhile, Stu imagines the majesty of a Sharon Stone-Michael Ironsides union, Dan confuses everyone with modern freezer mug technology, and Elliott tells us about his high-rolling Wallace Shawn lifestyle. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction […]
We close out 2012 in celebration with our very own Saint Nicholas, discussing his barely-released (opening at #27 at the U.S. box office!) thriller Seeking Justice. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us on a tour of evil bald people, Stuart admires Nic Cage’s peerless accent work, and Dan brings the room down Iagain) by telling a sad […]
What’s more rock ‘n’ roll than a bunch of Hollywood stars singing karaoke covers of overplayed hair metal hits of the 80’s? NOTHING. Nothing at all. Meanwhile, Elliott gets a few things off his chest about Encyclopedia Brown, Dan proves himself master of the segue, and Hallie is much more interested in talking about Olive […]
Sure, freeing the slaves is cool, but you know what’s REALLY cool? Killing vampires with an axe. We discuss this year’s other Lincoln movie. Meanwhile Elliott performs a reenactment of Abe Lincoln’s hyper-ironic final hours, Stuart’s second career as a golem land developer is revealed, and Dan takes an entirely un-funny detour into the things […]
Crazy holiday scheduling has yet again kept us from providing detailed show notes for this episode. We apologize. It won’t become a habit. As a peace offering, here is a link to a picture of a castle freak. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into […]
Mom has been acting weird lately, I wonder why that could be. Oh, I don’t know… could it be… SATAN? (We now owe Dana Carvey 1.5 million in intellectual property damages). We take on the infamously rage-inducing The Devil Inside. Meanwhile… oh who cares? FRANKENSTORM. Detailed show notes canceled on account of hurricane. Press the […]
