Ask not for whom the Paul Blarts. It Blarts for thee. Meanwhile, Brock advances a novel theory about why the mall hijackers use non-lethal force; Dan is baffled by the contortions the screenwriters go through to explain normal, everyday things; and Stuart talks about his penis. 0:00 – 0:30 – Introduction and theme 0:31 – […]

Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn’t have time to write full show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE IT IS! Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) […]

Thanks to recording in advance, we’re a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

Here’s something to make you feel better about the Flop House-less holiday weekend– a couple of months back we recorded our very first commentary track, for John Ott, a filmmaker friend of Elliott’s, whose 10-minute short horror movie, Stull, will soon be coming to DVD. It was a lot of fun for us, since the […]

Guess which one is Stuart.

We come not to bury Jason Voorhees, but to praise him… or as much as you can praise anyone whose only purpose in life is to machete teens. Meanwhile Dan criticizes one of the victims’ masturbation technique; Elliott gets schooled, Woody Harrelson-style; and Stuart reveals a fondness for womens’ breasts that he has somehow managed […]

This week we take a look at the movie that made us famous… or at least led to this interview. That’s right, we tackle Bride Wars. Meanwhile guest host Amanda explains Candice Bergen’s magical powers, Stuart reveals his commercial catchphrase, Stuart nominates Kate Hudson to star in the film “My Slightly-Puffy Matthew McConaughey Love Interest […]

Paul Masson’s got nothing on us. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.