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Episode #108 – Passion Play

There’s a limit to how bad any movie starring Bill Murray can be, right? Well Passion Play tests that limit, then goes way beyond it. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals his sexual secret identity, Dan gets to the bottom of ding-dong-gate, and Stuart is baffled as to why we put him through this. AUDIO NOTE: Apologies for […]

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Episode #107 – Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Nicholas Cage in a superhero sequel, directed by the Crank guys? At the risk of being predictable, how could we not?  Meanwhile, Elliott gives us his best Popeye, Stuart gives an ode to action hero sassiness, and Dan just needs to get his life together, guys. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and theme. 0:37 – […]

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Episode #106 – Immortals

Did anyone order a visually pleasing but narratively inert movie? We need someone to sign for this visually pleasing but narratively inert movie. Meanwhile, Stuart gets cast in the perfect hard-partying cop role, Elliott recreates the pitch for ALF, and Dan is at the center of a disturbing sexual scenario. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction […]

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Episode #105 – A Thousand Words

If you ever thought, “I’d like to watch Liar, Liar, but I’d prefer it to star Eddie Murphy and have slightly more mime,” then do we have the film for you! Meanwhile, Elliott sings even more than usual, Stuart makes dramatic facial hair judgments, and Dan does very little, as human mannequins do.0:00 – 0:37 […]

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Episode #104 – Atlas Shrugged

Since the last time we had Zhubin on we watched the thrillingly goofy Trespass, we needed to make it up to absent Stuart by watching the boringly boring Atlas Shrugged: Part I. Meanwhile Elliott turns his co-hosts into cutters, Dan does a dead-on impression of Atlas, and Zhubin is positively Al Madrigalian in his angling […]

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Episode #103 – One for the Money

We continue our streak of repeat Flop House offenders with the Katherine Heigl-starring action comedy (?) One for the Money. Meanwhile, Elliott brings back the rich tradition of radio sound effects, Stuart is very confused about My Cousin Vinny, and Pervazoid Number Dan brings up a fact about Mr. Skin that no one asked for. […]

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Episode #102 – Cowboys & Aliens

Hey, you got your cowboys in my aliens! No, you got your aliens in my cowboys! Meanwhile, Dan continues his trend of not being able to speak, Stuart starts (continues?) a feud with Mr. Al Madrigal, and Elliott embarks on an exciting new career in the world of retail. 0:00 – 0:31- Introduction and theme. […]

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Episode #101 – The Last Godfather

Sure, he’s starred in films by Tarantino and Scorsese, but what Harvey Keitel REALLY wanted to do was appear in a slapstick crime comedy playing second fiddle to middle-aged Korean man-child. Meanwhile, our guest Al Madrigal talks about literally filling Christian Slater’s shoes, Dan discusses the country’s wealth disparity vis-a-vis rest stop DVDs, and Elliott […]

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