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Episode #91 – Zookeeper

The addition of a noted lover-of-adorable-animals to this episode’s flop crew (Ms. Hallie Haglund, subbing in for the just-married Stuart), meant we spent this episode on the Kevin James vehicle Zookeeper.  It’s enough to make you want to steal money away from The Humane Society.  Meanwhile, Dan defends urinating in front of the help, Elliott […]

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Episode #90 – Red Riding Hood

What big eyes you have! The better to shut while watching Red Riding Hood, my dears. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces his lesser Richard Dreyfuss film series, Stuart reveals his elf racism, Dan attempts to use some cool lingo, and Alexander brings some indie rock credibility to the proceedings. 0:00 – 0:43 – Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme. […]

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Episode #89 – Season of the Witch

Shocktober continues, ultimate Nic Cage-style, with his “the guys burning witches were right all along” historical opus Season of the Witch. Meanwhile, Stuart takes us time-traveling to meet teenage Stu, Dan shows his encyclopediac knowledge of proper superhero terminology, andElliott takes us behind the scenes at Cleavage Magazine. 0:00 – 0:51 – Introduction, technical difficulties […]

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Help Make Elliott the Next Andy Rooney

Can’t get enough Elliott Kalan on The Flop House? Join the “make Elliott Kalan the next Andy Rooney” campaign, so he can invade your home for three minutes every Sunday! Elliott Kalan: Tomorrow’s Andy Rooney Today! – watch more funny videos Sign the petition!

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Episode #87 – My Soul to Take

Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery.  Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does some more comic strip movie casting, and we learn the surprising internal organ-based source of Dan’s perversions. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 […]

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Episode #86 – The Happiest Millionaire

Only an army could make us sit through The Happiest Millionaire… an army, or one U.S. serviceman, that is.  Meanwhile, Dan reveals the creepier aspects of his character, Stuart returns from his gaming convention with a surprise gift, and Elliott is forever thwarted in his attempts to bring American history to the podcast masses. 0:00 […]

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Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Here it is, the non-canonical Beastly episode, the one where our equipment suddenly started picking up radio signals, which were then transferred to the recording as a constant bed of phat (and less-than-phat, or “phthin”) beats, beneath our film jabber. Repeat, this is NOT A REGULAR EPISODE, so we wouldn’t recommend it to newbies, the […]

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Episode #85 – Limitless

Apparently being Limitless is still pretty limited, if all it means is making money on the stock market and banging chicks. Then again, we can see an upside to it. Meanwhile Dan explains the strange chemical reactions triggered by saliva, Stuart explains the myriad ways one can deal with a Russian mobster, and Elliott cuts […]

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