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Movie Minute #36 – A Shameless Plug

Due to some major life events in a couple of the floppers’ lives, we had to push back the regularly scheduled episode until next week. That’s the bad news. The good news is that our good friends at I Love Bad Movies, Matt Carman and Kseniya Yarosh, have swooped in with their Frankenstein machines to […]

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Episode #80 – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

The gang’s all here! What power could draw all of the increasingly busy Floppers to assemble in one place? Could it be… MAGIC? Perhaps, if we’re talking the magic of Nic Cage. Less so, if we’re talking The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Meanwhile, Elliott has caught the terrible pun disease from Dan, Stuart provides a classic Flop […]

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Episode #79 – Knight and Day

For our pre-May sweeps episode, we welcome the very funny comedian and TV star Mr. Wyatt Cenac as our guest co-host. We take it easy on Wyatt with the more-watchable-than-usual Knight and Day, which just leads to double the usual digressions. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces yet another new Batman villain, Wyatt turns our podcast into his […]

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Episode #77 – Skyline

WE’RE BACK. Elliott’s globetrotting, Stu’s evening shifts, and Dan’s almost-an-actual-writing-career couldn’t keep us off the Internetwaves for long. Will our 77th episode be an audio classic on the level of Talking Heads ’77? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, Stu tries out a new cool guy/annoying mouth sounds persona, Elliott pitches a chocolate-based Terminator sequel, and […]

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Episode #76 – Third Annual Awards Floptacular

We’ve broken our curse, with our first Academy Awards-in-review show that doesn’t have terrible audio problems, although it has our usual staying-on-topic problems. Meanwhile Stuart reveals looking-glass Hitler’s nefarious plot, Elliott talks about previous winners of the Twix-sponsored Twixie Awards, and Dan unravels a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in Inspector Gadget. 0:00 – […]

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Episode #75 – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Hey, you know what’s literally never been terrible? A movie based on a video game. And it can only help if it’s a transparent stylistic cash-in on the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, right? Right? Hey, where are you going? If we had to watch Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, at least have […]

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Episode #74 – Valentine’s Day

Just in time for Black History Month, it’s Valentine’s Day, beloved character actor and much-less-beloved director Gary Marshall’s ode to overstuffed celebrity casts. Meanwhile Elliott reveals himself to be the Man of Twelve Voices, Dan displays his very specific Hector Elizondo-related speech impediment, and Stuart withholds the housecat for MAXIMUM IMPACT. 0:00 – 0:39 – […]

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Episode #73 – Devil

When is an M. Night Shyamalan movie not an M. Night Shyamalan movie? When it’s Devil. Meanwhile Dan reveals the risks a woman faces when stumbling in a watermelon patch, Elliott reveals his hidden hatred of other ethnic groups, and Stuart finally caves to the joys of list-making. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme […]

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