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Episode #69 – Big Money Rustlas

We risk the Faygo-fueled wrath of Juggalos everywhere with our takedown of the ICP-in-the-old-west vanity project Big Money Rustlas. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his clown ethnic roots, Elliott gives us a history lesson about England’s wartime Baby Prime Minister, and Dan responds to libelous accusations about his sexual proclivities. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Episode #68 – Teen Witch

At long last, all three of our intrepid co-hosts have returned, which can only mean one thing — finally we get to do the CONTEST-WINNER-SELECTED MOVIE! And what movie has he selected? The wish-fulfillment-for-tween-girls-of-the-late-80’s spectacular Teen Witch. Meanwhile Elliott explains the new Subway Teenwich, Dan objects to Gawker’s misuse of the English language, and Stuart […]

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Flop House Methadone

A new Flop House will be posted this weekend, but in the meantime you can get some of that F.H. flavor over at the Beginnings podcast, where Andy Beckerman and Mark Bisi interview Elliott about his career in comedy (and say some very kind things about our own show). Take a listen!

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The Flop House: Episode #66 – Blood: The Last Vampire

We come roaring… well, stumbling, back with 2/3rds of The Flop House crew, plus Spanish-language podcasting superstar Federico Hatoum. And the good news is, we’ve returned in time for Shocktober, with the incorrectly-named Blood: The Last Vampire. Meanwhile, Elliott and Dan engage in a competition as to who can get divorced first, and Fed beguiles […]

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The Flop House on the Dance Floor

While we recover from weddings, vacations, and honeymoons, please enjoy these pictures of The Flop House busting a move at Elliott’s nuptials, in their own inimitable fashion.

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Elliott is a Member of High Society

Elliott’s wedding made the NY Times. For those too lazy to click a link, I’ll save you the trouble by quoting the best part: “He has also appeared on the show in roles like Doodle Von Taintstain and Toppington Von Monocle, and as himself.” A wedding in the Times. Not bad Elliott. Of course, it’s […]

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Game Called on Account of MARRIAGE

No new episode this week, because Stu and Dan are hopping into their motorcycle and sidecar to Mad Mad Mad Mad World their way from one coast to the other to watch their li’l buddy Elliott get married (in an adventure soon to be made into the heartwarming ABC Family special “A Very Floppy Wedding”). […]

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