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Episode #55 – The Ugly Truth

Repeat Flop House offenders Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl team up in The Ugly Truth, a terrible romantic comedy that Stuart really, really wanted us to watch for some reason. Maybe because he’s just an ol’ softie! Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his new hit tragicomedy “Bad Date,” Stuart reveals his NBC sitcom holodeck fantasy, and Dan […]

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Flop House Side Project Corner!

In the absence of a new movie minute this week (and the last several alternate weeks–something which will be addressed in the next full episode) we present a couple of notable non-Flop House projects from the busy Flop House crew. First off: Elliott has an article in Popular Mechanics! Yes, that Popular Mechanics! The popular […]

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Episode #54 – Gamer

Don’t hate the player; hate the game. On second thought, hate the Gamer. Meanwhile, Dan laments the downfall of the previously-dependable entertaining-trash team of Neveldine/Taylor, Matt finds his new super-muscular bĂȘte noir, and Elliott comes up with a much wackier way to end an already wacky movie. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introductions and Theme 0:37 […]

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Episode #53 – Hannah Montana: The Movie

Is this the only time three grown men watched Hannah Montana: The Movie and it wasn’t creepy? (Answer: with Stuart involved, it’s always a little bit creepy.) We spend more time discussing it than the writers spent writing it. Meanwhile, Dan questions the whole premise of teen-by-day/ pop-starlet-by-night, Stuart redefines topical humor, and Elliott re-imagines […]

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Elliott Interviewed on Marvel.com

Jet-setting man of mystery, professional raconteur, and amateur gadabout Elliott Kalan is a busy man, and he’s just added another notch to his belt of cultural achievements (we tried to tell Elliott that belts are there to keep your pants up, not to measure your socio-artistic relevancy, but he was too busy tripping over his […]

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Episode #51 – X-Men Origins: Wolverine

To borrow a line from Patton Oswalt: You like Wolverine? Well, in my movie you get to see Wolverine as a little kid! Meanwhile, Stuart suggests an alternate Wolverine history of the United States, Elliott suggests some novel super-villains, Dan makes Elliott do a spit take, and contest winner Dash has the decency to be […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #33 – Writer’s Guild

Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet! Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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