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Episode #27 – 27 Dresses

It’s the 27th episode, and we’re discussing 27 Dresses. Coincidence? Yes. We’re neither that clever nor that well-planned. But enjoy as our chick flick discussion leads us to make several lazy jokes based on gender stereotypes that we don’t believe, because we are also hacks. Meanwhile, Stuart does his Josh Brolin impression, Elliott gives a […]

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Episode #26 – 88 Minutes

It’s a new day in America, and what better way to celebrate the first African-American president than with Al Pacino’s thriller 88 Minutes? What, you don’t understand why that’s appropriate? Maybe that’s because you’re racist. Meanwhile, Dan makes a baldfaced plea for sponsorship, Elliott proves his facility with numbers (as long as they’re in the […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #15 – Hor-nutz!

Stuart’s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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Episode #25 – The Happening

It’s the second of our annual SHOCKTOBER shows, focusing on lousy horror films, and it’s a doozy! Mark Walhberg unleashes all his whispery energy on the modern master of “Hey jackass, betcha didn’t see that one coming!” M. Night Shyamalan, and his eco-horror-tale The Happening. Meanwhile, Elliott explains his failed cartoon-writing career, Stuart crosses the […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #14 – McShane-McCain

In the first edition of Name Droppin’, Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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Episode #24 – Prom Night

The Original Peaches are back! For the first time since early August, Dan, Stu, and Elliott are all in the same place at the same time long enough to record a Flop House. And just in time – because this is the first of our annual SHOCKTOBER shows, focusing on lousy horror films! This time […]

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Flop House Klassic – Bratz

What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems? A rerun! Hey, at least we don’t do it as much as LOST. (Well, as much as they used to… before […]

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Congratulations, Elliott

On being hired as the newest writer for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. Perhaps now the keyboard pictured in the promotional shot you use for everything will actually be hooked up to something.

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