Faith and begorrah, sit right down laddies, lasses, and those not defined by the outdated gender binary, and we’ll spin ye a tale of an emerald island far away, where no one talks like a real human, and all their problems are blarney. Tis a tale called Wild Mountain Time, and at least some in th’ podcast think it’s as barmy as Old McGarrigle’s mule!

Hey, whaddaya know, with Fifty Shades Freed, we did our first full trilogy. Or, because it’s Fifty Shades, should we call it a THRILLogy? No. No we shouldn’t. Meanwhile Elliott discusses the most cutting-edge cenobite, Stuart briefly becomes Gene Shalit, and Dan has old man ears.

We reached into the vault to finally release this gem from back in the summer, the first and only time we’ve had an extra guest at a live show, the always lovable Hallie Haglund. And what better thing for three gross dudes to discuss with a woman than 50 Shades Darker?

In the words of Homer Simpson, we’ve got a hankerin’ for some spankerin’, as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin’ granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever.