Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was produced by Adam McCay, so it was clearly meant as a goof, but is that enough? Meanwhile, Elliott makes an indecent proposal, Dan reveals a startling breadth of knowledge regarding Misty Mundae’s acting career, and Stuart lays down the pun laws. Also, the OP’s receive the GREATEST GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

We hope the psychic damage we endured was worth it do you guys: we finally caved and watched Marmaduke. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Marmaduke’s historical shenanigans, Stuart’s Pacific Rim review gets scatological, and Dan would be indulging in blatant Parade-pandering with his Howard Huge reference, if we hadn’t recorded before they endorsed us.

We finally get to the Roger Ebert tribute episode, with our movie pick voted on by you from his book “I Hated, Hated, Hated this Movie.” You chose The Scarlet Letter. You hate us. Meanwhile, Dan can’t seem to get ANYTHING right, Stuart reveals a very specific Nic Cage fetish, and Elliott does his famous […]

With A Good Day to Die Hard, does the Die Hard action series finally have its Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Meanwhile, Dan pitches the chimp teen sex comedy to end all chimp teen sex comedies, Stuart breaks AGDTDH down movie-pitch style, Elliott performs Shakespeare’s lost and most gender-confusing play, 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction […]

We broadcast to you from the Free State of Flop, within the borders of the former U.S., to warn you about the North Korean cinematic fever dream Red Dawn. Meanwhile, Dan’s chronic mispronunciation bears fruit right off the bat,  Elliott discusses softcore bombshell Julie K. Smith’s other job, and Stuart continues to obsess over ding […]

We continue broadening our Flop horizons with Nicholas Sparks’ sure-to-be 100% ghost-free romance “Safe Haven.” Meanwhile, Elliott’s show is sponsored by the letter “M,” Dan is insulted via fanfic, and Stuart spends the episode being very tired. APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode — specifically Dan’s ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better […]

Nicholas Cage might be our true love, but that doesn’t mean we can’t indulge our bad movie crush Gerard Butler and his soccer comedy (?) “Playing for Keeps.” Meanwhile, Dan lets us in on all the cool cop lingo, Stu reminds us of the plight of the MILFs, and Elliott is surprisingly down with necrophilia. […]

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his Roger Bart/Keith David buddy adventure, Stuart learns what the “Internet,” is, and Dan sneezes a lot. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 32:22 – Wait, this isn’t S’Miley, the Miley Cyrus bio-pic? 32:23 – 39:25- Final judgments. […]