With A Good Day to Die Hard, does the Die Hard action series finally have its Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Meanwhile, Dan pitches the chimp teen sex comedy to end all chimp teen sex comedies, Stuart breaks AGDTDH down movie-pitch style, Elliott performs Shakespeare’s lost and most gender-confusing play, 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction […]

We broadcast to you from the Free State of Flop, within the borders of the former U.S., to warn you about the North Korean cinematic fever dream Red Dawn. Meanwhile, Dan’s chronic mispronunciation bears fruit right off the bat,  Elliott discusses softcore bombshell Julie K. Smith’s other job, and Stuart continues to obsess over ding […]

We continue broadening our Flop horizons with Nicholas Sparks’ sure-to-be 100% ghost-free romance “Safe Haven.” Meanwhile, Elliott’s show is sponsored by the letter “M,” Dan is insulted via fanfic, and Stuart spends the episode being very tired. APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode — specifically Dan’s ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better […]

Nicholas Cage might be our true love, but that doesn’t mean we can’t indulge our bad movie crush Gerard Butler and his soccer comedy (?) “Playing for Keeps.” Meanwhile, Dan lets us in on all the cool cop lingo, Stu reminds us of the plight of the MILFs, and Elliott is surprisingly down with necrophilia. […]

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his Roger Bart/Keith David buddy adventure, Stuart learns what the “Internet,” is, and Dan sneezes a lot. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 32:22 – Wait, this isn’t S’Miley, the Miley Cyrus bio-pic? 32:23 – 39:25- Final judgments. […]

With movies like this in the world, every day is like Cagemas. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the troubles with carrier Con Air, Dan makes reference to commercials you’d only see if you watch cable news in the middle of the day, and Stuart’s giant penis reemerges for spring. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 […]

Fan Colin Graham put together these caricatures of the Original Peaches, using only the limited reference material available for the mysterious hosts’ hideous visages on the Internet. We think he did a pretty good job, although we all seem to have fallen asleep on the tanning bed. Thanks Colin! Colin’s an illustrator by trade, so […]

Caving to popular fan demand, the peaches review That’s My Boy, Adam Sandler’s follow-up to his Palme d’Or-winning Jack and Jill.  Meanwhile, Dan makes a touchingly pervazoidal heartfelt plea for unedited airplane films, Stuart reveals this movie’s unconventional filming process, and Elliott breaks Dan’s comedy heart. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – […]