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Episode #124 – Stolen

With movies like this in the world, every day is like Cagemas. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the troubles with carrier Con Air, Dan makes reference to commercials you’d only see if you watch cable news in the middle of the day, and Stuart’s giant penis reemerges for spring. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 […]

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Your Hosts in State Fair Souvenir Form!

Fan Colin Graham put together these caricatures of the Original Peaches, using only the limited reference material available for the mysterious hosts’ hideous visages on the Internet. We think he did a pretty good job, although we all seem to have fallen asleep on the tanning bed. Thanks Colin! Colin’s an illustrator by trade, so […]

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Episode #123 – That’s My Boy

Caving to popular fan demand, the peaches review That’s My Boy, Adam Sandler’s follow-up to his Palme d’Or-winning Jack and Jill.  Meanwhile, Dan makes a touchingly pervazoidal heartfelt plea for unedited airplane films, Stuart reveals this movie’s unconventional filming process, and Elliott breaks Dan’s comedy heart. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – […]

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Episode #122 – Alex Cross

Tyler Perry ditches the dress and the charisma for a gun in his attempt to remake himself as a man of action. Meanwhile Elliott continues to flog the world’s only Mads Mikkelsen enthusiast’s magazine, Dan continues his anti-charm campaign with America’s wives, and Stuart becomes NBC’s latest star. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Flop House Classic – Old Dogs

A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!  * * * Is it possible John Travolta and director Walt Becker could top Wild Hogs? Well, when it comes to Old Dogs, it depends on what you mean by “top.” Meanwhile, Stuart reveals some exciting personal news, Dan explains how this movie is […]

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2013 Awards Floptacular!

If you’re a new listener, directed here by EW’s “Must List” may we suggest you try a different episode, as the yearly Awards Floptacular is the one show that breaks our usual format and thus may not be the best introduction to what we do. Then, once you’ve decided if you like us, feel free […]

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Episode #120 – The Paperboy

Oscar-nominee Lee Daniels does his best to destroy his post-Precious career with the Southern Gothic slop The Paperboy. Meanwhile, Elliott explores the world of pee-based teen magazines, Stuart debuts a new penis injury, and Dan is history’s greatest monster. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 – 40:59 – When we were paperboys, we […]

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