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Episode #103 – One for the Money

We continue our streak of repeat Flop House offenders with the Katherine Heigl-starring action comedy (?) One for the Money. Meanwhile, Elliott brings back the rich tradition of radio sound effects, Stuart is very confused about My Cousin Vinny, and Pervazoid Number Dan brings up a fact about Mr. Skin that no one asked for. […]

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Episode #102 – Cowboys & Aliens

Hey, you got your cowboys in my aliens! No, you got your aliens in my cowboys! Meanwhile, Dan continues his trend of not being able to speak, Stuart starts (continues?) a feud with Mr. Al Madrigal, and Elliott embarks on an exciting new career in the world of retail. 0:00 – 0:31- Introduction and theme. […]

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Episode #100 – Tango & Cash

0:00 – 0:44 – Introduction and theme. 0:45 – 3:50 – We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone 3:51 – 44:04 – A discussion of America’s filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash 44:05 – 1:00:00 – The Flop House Movie Mailbag 1:00:01 – 1:06:43 – The sad bastards recommend. 1:06:44 – 1:08:00 – Goodbyes, […]

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Episode #99 – The Three Musketeers

If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides.  Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and […]

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Episode #98 – In Time

Show notes lost to the sands of time. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released. Wikipedia synopsis of In Time. LISTEN TO THE FLOP HOUSE ON OTHER PODCASTS! […]

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Episode #97 – Awards Floptacular 2012

The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out a few special awards of our own. Now join us inside the historic Floppy Chandler Pavilion for the BIG SHOW!* *Actual show smaller than pictured. […]

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Episode #96 – Dream House

It’s Dream vs. Flop in an all out battle of the houses.  Meanwhile, Bizarro Elliott stops by to say how much he hate show, Stuart invents a new genre of movie, and Dan decides to save a local car wash in a particularly saucy way. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 2:50 […]

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FLOP HOUSE LIVE 2: THROUGH THE PORT HOLE OF TIME

This Friday!  For those who haven’t heard already, I’ll let event producer and co-host Matt Carman explain: “We will be screening 12 Rounds, a “stupid as a bag of hammers” action movie from the director of Die Hard 2, starring John Cena a.k.a. that wrestler guy who sometimes acts but isn’t The Rock.  Fans of […]

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