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Episode #93 – Green Lantern

You didn’t think we’d let 2011 end without getting you a holiday gift, right? Well, in this episode we take on one of the biggest flops of the past year, Green Lantern.  Meanwhile, Elliott throws down the gauntlet to Green Lantern comics fans, Stuart would rather talk about “The Core,” and Dan somehow gets even […]

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Episode #92 – Country Strong

Just because Country Strong is working from a showbiz story template as old as showbiz itself, doesn’t mean they don’t have ample opportunity to fuck it up.  Meanwhile, Elliott explains the movie’s sassy original ending, Dan gives the show’s demographic breakdown, and Stuart poses some metaphysical duck questions. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Game Called on Account of MARRIAGE

No new episodes this week, as the floppers jet off to sunny Puerto Rico for Stuart’s wedding… or, as we prefer to call it, THE GREAT BIKINI MATRIMONIAL ADVENTURE. See you next week! Would you marry this man?

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Episode #90 – Red Riding Hood

What big eyes you have! The better to shut while watching Red Riding Hood, my dears. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces his lesser Richard Dreyfuss film series, Stuart reveals his elf racism, Dan attempts to use some cool lingo, and Alexander brings some indie rock credibility to the proceedings. 0:00 – 0:43 – Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme. […]

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Episode #89 – Season of the Witch

Shocktober continues, ultimate Nic Cage-style, with his “the guys burning witches were right all along” historical opus Season of the Witch. Meanwhile, Stuart takes us time-traveling to meet teenage Stu, Dan shows his encyclopediac knowledge of proper superhero terminology, andElliott takes us behind the scenes at Cleavage Magazine. 0:00 – 0:51 – Introduction, technical difficulties […]

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Episode #88 – Priest

What can we say about Priest except that it’s marginally better than Legion?  At this rate, director Scott Charles Stewart and star Paul Bettany should get it right in another hundred movies or so.  Meanwhile Stuart calmly usurps Elliott’s role as master recapper, Tom expounds on the joy of a roller-skating Patrick Swayze, and Dan […]

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Episode #87 – My Soul to Take

Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery.  Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does some more comic strip movie casting, and we learn the surprising internal organ-based source of Dan’s perversions. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 […]

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Episode #86 – The Happiest Millionaire

Only an army could make us sit through The Happiest Millionaire… an army, or one U.S. serviceman, that is.  Meanwhile, Dan reveals the creepier aspects of his character, Stuart returns from his gaming convention with a surprise gift, and Elliott is forever thwarted in his attempts to bring American history to the podcast masses. 0:00 […]

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