Did anyone order a visually pleasing but narratively inert movie? We need someone to sign for this visually pleasing but narratively inert movie. Meanwhile, Stuart gets cast in the perfect hard-partying cop role, Elliott recreates the pitch for ALF, and Dan is at the center of a disturbing sexual scenario. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction […]
If you ever thought, “I’d like to watch Liar, Liar, but I’d prefer it to star Eddie Murphy and have slightly more mime,” then do we have the film for you! Meanwhile, Elliott sings even more than usual, Stuart makes dramatic facial hair judgments, and Dan does very little, as human mannequins do.0:00 – 0:37 […]
We continue our streak of repeat Flop House offenders with the Katherine Heigl-starring action comedy (?) One for the Money. Meanwhile, Elliott brings back the rich tradition of radio sound effects, Stuart is very confused about My Cousin Vinny, and Pervazoid Number Dan brings up a fact about Mr. Skin that no one asked for. […]
Hey, you got your cowboys in my aliens! No, you got your aliens in my cowboys! Meanwhile, Dan continues his trend of not being able to speak, Stuart starts (continues?) a feud with Mr. Al Madrigal, and Elliott embarks on an exciting new career in the world of retail. 0:00 – 0:31- Introduction and theme. […]
0:00 – 0:44 – Introduction and theme. 0:45 – 3:50 – We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone 3:51 – 44:04 – A discussion of America’s filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash 44:05 – 1:00:00 – The Flop House Movie Mailbag 1:00:01 – 1:06:43 – The sad bastards recommend. 1:06:44 – 1:08:00 – Goodbyes, […]
If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides. Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and […]
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The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out a few special awards of our own. Now join us inside the historic Floppy Chandler Pavilion for the BIG SHOW!* *Actual show smaller than pictured. […]
