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Flop House Side Project Corner!

In the absence of a new movie minute this week (and the last several alternate weeks–something which will be addressed in the next full episode) we present a couple of notable non-Flop House projects from the busy Flop House crew. First off: Elliott has an article in Popular Mechanics! Yes, that Popular Mechanics! The popular […]

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Episode #53 – Hannah Montana: The Movie

Is this the only time three grown men watched Hannah Montana: The Movie and it wasn’t creepy? (Answer: with Stuart involved, it’s always a little bit creepy.) We spend more time discussing it than the writers spent writing it. Meanwhile, Dan questions the whole premise of teen-by-day/ pop-starlet-by-night, Stuart redefines topical humor, and Elliott re-imagines […]

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The Flop House: Episode #52 – Dragonball: Evolution

If this is Dragonball: Evolution, we’d hate to see Dragonball: Neanderthal (this joke contributed by Milton Berle’s secret joke file). Meanwhile, Dan tries to fill Elliott’s tiny shoes, Stuart discusses the career of Ernie Hudson, and Nigel sounds 10% smarter than either of them. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introductions and Theme 0:37 – 3:47 – […]

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Episode #51 – X-Men Origins: Wolverine

To borrow a line from Patton Oswalt: You like Wolverine? Well, in my movie you get to see Wolverine as a little kid! Meanwhile, Stuart suggests an alternate Wolverine history of the United States, Elliott suggests some novel super-villains, Dan makes Elliott do a spit take, and contest winner Dash has the decency to be […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #33 – Writer’s Guild

Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet! Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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The Flop House: Episode #50 – Delgo

When a podcast reaches a certain age–say 50–it may find itself susceptible to a midlife crisis. It might buy itself a shiny red convertible mixing board. It may dump one of its hosts for a hot young blonde. Or maybe it just regresses, with an animated kid’s film like Delgo. Meanwhile, Elliott tries out some […]

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The Flop House: Episode #49 – Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Does the failure of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li mean we’ll never get that long-awaited Blanka biopic? We fail to answer these and other questions. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses how thugs benefit from Outlook and multi-tasking, Elliott explains how this movie would be right at home in classic Hollywood, and Dan reveals he knows far […]

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