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The Flop House: Episode #28 – Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

How can a movie centered around a lisping, fright-wigged Dustin Hoffman possibly go wrong? Anything’s possible in Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium! Meanwhile, Dan busts out another one of his 101 voices, Stuart uncovers the lost, obscene Mark Knopfler album, and Elliott reveals the rampant incompetence of medical droids. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Episode #27 – 27 Dresses

It’s the 27th episode, and we’re discussing 27 Dresses. Coincidence? Yes. We’re neither that clever nor that well-planned. But enjoy as our chick flick discussion leads us to make several lazy jokes based on gender stereotypes that we don’t believe, because we are also hacks. Meanwhile, Stuart does his Josh Brolin impression, Elliott gives a […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #15 – Hor-nutz!

Stuart’s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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Episode #25 – The Happening

It’s the second of our annual SHOCKTOBER shows, focusing on lousy horror films, and it’s a doozy! Mark Walhberg unleashes all his whispery energy on the modern master of “Hey jackass, betcha didn’t see that one coming!” M. Night Shyamalan, and his eco-horror-tale The Happening. Meanwhile, Elliott explains his failed cartoon-writing career, Stuart crosses the […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #14 – McShane-McCain

In the first edition of Name Droppin’, Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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Episode #24 – Prom Night

The Original Peaches are back! For the first time since early August, Dan, Stu, and Elliott are all in the same place at the same time long enough to record a Flop House. And just in time – because this is the first of our annual SHOCKTOBER shows, focusing on lousy horror films! This time […]

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Flop House Klassic – Bratz

What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems? A rerun! Hey, at least we don’t do it as much as LOST. (Well, as much as they used to… before […]

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Episode #22 – Vantage Point

We’re joined by comedian and BestWeekEver.tv blogger Sara Schaefer to discuss Vantage Point, the movie that proves that any flimsy concept can be stretched to 85 minutes with the strategic deployment of flashbacks. Meanwhile, Sara reveals her tragic film-memory affliction, Stuart poses a provocative animal question, and Dan reveals a surprising amount of Funky Winkerbean […]

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